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Wassermann Wranch – A place for the animal lover in Alpine Texas

January 8, 2021 by Jill Leave a Comment

f you’re looking for things to do in Alpine Texas, Wassermann Wranch (pronounced Wasserman RANCH) is the place to be for kids of all ages! If you’re a donkey lover, you DEFINITELY need to visit. If you’re not a donkey lover, you’ll probably be on by the time you leave.  Wassermann Wranch – A place […]


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25 Crock Pot Meals for the Sports Mom (or any busy parent)

January 7, 2021 by Jill 4 Comments

Do you like a good “dump it and forget it” meal? With school and sports and all the things starting up again for the new year, I’m being jolted out of my lazy “let’s just wing it in the kitchen” method of meal planning that’s been my strategy over winter break. Crock pot meals are […]


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75+ Delicious Vegetarian Soups + Vegan Soups, Too!

December 24, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

The BEST Instant Pot Tomato Soup EVER

I am not a vegetarian or a vegan but I enjoy all types of food and try to do at least one meatless day every week. If you’re looking to stretch your food dollar and create more meatless meals or plant-based meals, check out this list of over 75 delicious vegetarian soups. You’ll find some […]


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25 New Year’s Eve Activities With Kids

December 23, 2020 by Jill 4 Comments

new year's eve activities with kids

We’ve set the bar high for New Year’s Eve celebrations. Before Zack and Kyle came along we did things like reserve a room at a fancy hotel and party it up until the wee hours. Now we usually stay home. In the interest of helping my fellow parents out, I’ve prepared this list of 25 […]


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Why the Elf Didn’t Move: 20 Believable Elf on the Shelf Excuses

December 22, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

elf on the shelf excuses

One of the reasons families who don’t do Elf on the Shelf cite for not doing Elf on the Shelf is that they don’t want to hassle with moving the Elf each and every night. Enter my 20 believable Elf on the Shelf excuses. While we strive for moving the elf every night, sometimes it […]


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2020 Stinks. Your home doesn’t have to!

December 22, 2020 by Jill 2 Comments

This post is sponsored by Febreze at Sam’s Club. All opinions are my own. 2020 has been quite the year. I know I’m not alone when I say that I’ll be happy to see the backside of this year. It hasn’t been all bad but there’s been enough stuff that has met the threshold of […]


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Exploring Colonial Williamsburg in a day – What you need to know

December 19, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

Whether you consider yourself an American History buff or not, chances are you’ll enjoy exploring Colonial Williamsburg. Although I can easily see why people want to spend days or even a full week in this neck of the woods, we only had a day and a half. Here’s what you need to know for a […]


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20 Best Things To Do in San Antonio With Kids

December 19, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

San Antonio with kids is today’s topic. We already covered some of the best things to do in this Texas city for grownups, so today, we’re talking about what you can do as a family that the kids will really enjoy. San Antonio has so much going for it when it comes to kids. Sure, […]


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Best Things To Do in San Antonio

December 18, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

San Antonio Riverwalk

Today, we’re talking about the best things to do in San Antonio. San Antonio, Texas is rich with history, beautiful scenery, and plenty of attractions. It also happens to be my hometown, so I know a thing or two. A trip to San Antonio can involve everything from visiting The Alamo (San Antonio is also […]


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Sonesta Bee Cave Austin – Explore Driftwood, Dripping Springs & more

December 13, 2020 by Jill Leave a Comment

If you’re looking to explore the Texas Hill Country – think Driftwood, Dripping Springs, and Spicewood – and need a place to call home away from home, you need to check out the Sonesta Bee Cave Austin. It’s the perfect place to relax at the end of the day and plan your next adventure. My […]


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All About Jill

I'm a digital content creator and essayist who copes with parenting and most other situations with humor and snark. Just so you know, if this weren't the internet, I'd be smiling awkwardly and answering simple questions like "How are you today" with gems like "I like pockets."

I really do love pockets, though.

I spent 26 years in the USAF, which went by really, really fast. I'm very proud of my service but I'm loving my second act even more. Writing gives me the opportunity to flex my creative muscles and that's what makes me happy. Welcome.

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No one is allowed to eat or cook in this kitchen u No one is allowed to eat or cook in this kitchen until further notice. I'm only kind of kidding. (sponsored)

The pros from @maidprosanantonio were here today and we're doing takeout for dinner and enjoying all the shine and noticeable lack of fingerprints. 

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I know it won't last for THAT long but I'm trying not to think about that! 

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(AD) Do you ever feel like you’re standing at a (AD) Do you ever feel like you’re standing at a fork in the road? Like…literally? I have been bouncing back and forth between a certain business decision for about a year. I might act like I’m sure of my path but I’m really not. So, I decided to talk to a psychic advisor from @californiapsychics 

Talking to a psychic advisor is pretty far out of step with how I usually make decisions, but in the interest of testing my comfort zone, I decided to go for it. I had an awesome 30-minute conversation with Psychic Tara that started with me giving my given name, birth date and the most pressing question on my mind. She connected with my guides and gave me some hints at things they see on the horizon as well as some reassurance that my path is the right one. Among other things, I’ve been wrestling with the idea of slowing down versus trying to grow. Tara said I will know when it’s time to slow down and there is still some soaring to do and some important people to connect with.

I’m not sure what I believe when it comes to cards and oracles and guides, but I can tell you I came away from the reading with Tara feeling reassured and energized. It was a very positive and affirming experience. 

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Give it a try! It was a really great experience for me, and it offered clarity with a situation I’ve been struggling with.
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Two things we don't get much use for in Texas: hea Two things we don't get much use for in Texas: heated seats and snow pants!

Last week, I was glad we had both on hand. More coming about the Nissan Rogue soon. And one more picture of the crazy snow from last week before we're all convinced it was a dream. Single digit temperatures in Texas was pretty crazy. It's in the 70's this week. 

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I have a long list of things that happened in 2020 I have a long list of things that happened in 2020 that I didn’t expect. One was Remus. He’s been a great and entertaining addition to our family but he is hands down the STINKIEST animal we’ve ever owned.

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Febreze small spaces are small but mighty. They provide corner-to-corner coverage for complete odor control and freshness for up to 45 days. It has a clean, modern design that you can use with any decor. The clear front shows you when it’s time to replace.
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#ad Did you know February is American Heart Month? #ad Did you know February is American Heart Month? 

In addition to Valentine's Day Hearts and other symbols of love, why not take some time this month to learn about the heart that keeps you going every day? I had a checkup and a long talk with my doctor about heart health in December. Don't worry, I'm fine, but it gave me a great sense of relief to know about some of the things I need to watch out for and some options for my future.

Lifestyle changes to incorporate exercise and healthy eating are key to a heart-healthy lifestyle. And, a low dose aspirin regimen with St. Joseph's Low Dose Aspirin taken regularly may help reduce risk of recurrent (second) heart attack or ischemic (clot-related) stroke for some individuals.

 Always talk to your doctor before starting an aspirin regimen.

No matter what your health picture looks like, take a little time to learn about heart health this month! Use as your doctor directs. #putalittleloveinyourheart
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