Do you need a speaker for your conference or event?  I am an experienced speaker and can deliver talks about adoption, aging, contemporary parenting, blogging and social media, and more.

“Show your boobs more while they're still perky. Never underestimate the power of laughing.” Things I would say to 20-year-old me.


If 20-something me could take a peek into the future and see what her life were to look like at 50, I doubt she’d have listed “parenting small children,” “cleaning up pee,” and “cutting the crusts off sandwiches” or “explaining why fish don’t have eyelashes” as something she’d be doing.



I live in the San Antonio area and I am willing to travel to your event. Please email me at rippedjeansandbifocalsblog@gmail.com to discuss specifics of my travel stipend for speaking engagements outside of the San Antonio area.